February 2012
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“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via e-pic)
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the only way Rick Santorum as a person makes sense is if it’s just Sacha Baron Cohen underneath there in disguise tbh
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Anonymous asked: You are actually rather cute. :) don't sell yourself short Mel. (Also, youre australian. so thats an added bonus.)
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The rest of the Academy Awards:
alexander-sexgard:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An...
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Anonymous asked: Do you ever post pics of yourself?
well, tonight has been fun, guys!!! i guess the next time we’ll do this is… not until the emmy’s.
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Oscarlulz: That serious, suspenseful moment and...
popculturebrain:
“Woof!” -Uggie
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oh fuck movie montages always make me emotional
they could have a montage of nicholas cage yelling against sad piano music and i would STILL start crying
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lol @ one person in the audience yelling for “extremely loud”
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DAVID FINCHER BETTER FUCKING HAVE HER GLASSES READY THIS TIME
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i like that they’ve left 45 minutes to hand out best actor, best actress and best picture, yet they handed out a million technical awards in 45 seconds
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they left out Leo’s Oscar chances from the in memoriam segment
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In Memoriam time.
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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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I feel like these ‘Lifetime Achievement Awards’ are just another way of saying “we’re afraid you might die soon so here is an award to make up for all the times we may have snubbed you”
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Martin Scorsese losing his category possibly just saved the Bridesmaids cast from potentially lethal alcohol poisoning.
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THEY BROUGHT BACK SCORSESE.
Meanwhile, the actual Scorsese is confused as fuck.
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emotional piano music + serious black background + random actors = oscars montage
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even though she didn’t win, i’m still so fucking proud of kristen wiig rn. is it weird that i feel like the over-enthusiastic mother of women twice as old as i am?
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as someone who one day wants to write for the screen, these awesome screenplay montages are making my write-y senses tingle
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whereismyoscar:
wizcoylifa:
kanye west wins best actor to never appear in a movie
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my favourite thing is when comedians get all up in this serious, classy show and take over the oscars
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“At this time, many young Iranians all over this world are watching us, and I...”
– Asghar Farhadi [accepting his Academy Award for Best Foreign Film for A Separation] (via polinomial)
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billy crystal so far tonight has covered
black jokes
fat jokes
old jokes
woman jokes must be coming up next
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everyone in the audience looks so confused
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COME ON DRIVE, BEST SOUND EDITING!!!
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anxiously awaiting jimmy fallon to leap out of the wings and take over hosting duties
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if all these hollywood stars think the stress of being nominated for an academy award is hard, they should try simultaneously live-blogging, tweeting, eating, photoshopping and watching the television screen all at once
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