Work hard. Be kind. Amazing things will happen.



At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that’s never been seen before. 

One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink. 



Free birth control will wipe out the American race! That’s what wiped out the dinosaurs - a bowl of free condoms. Though I don’t know how the T-rex got them on.



whatupwithtthat:



poehler-bear:

mr-prongs: wildfire-whiz-bang:


“Turn right in 2 miles. Do not disappoint me.”

“How grand it must be to have the luxury of not taking Exit 12. Turn around when possible, you bumbling idiot.” 

poehler-bear:

mr-prongswildfire-whiz-bang:

“Turn right in 2 miles. Do not disappoint me.”

“How grand it must be to have the luxury of not taking Exit 12. Turn around when possible, you bumbling idiot.” 



evidence-of-my-insanity:

Conan O’Brien as Captain America.

evidence-of-my-insanity:

Conan O’Brien as Captain America.







"For those who say it’s implausible for [Paul] Revere to have ridden a horse, while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket… all I have to say is: Prepare to eat historical re-enactment." - Stephen Colbert mocks Sarah Palin’s questionable version of Paul Revere’s ‘Midnight Ride’

"For those who say it’s implausible for [Paul] Revere to have ridden a horse, while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket… all I have to say is: Prepare to eat historical re-enactment." - Stephen Colbert mocks Sarah Palin’s questionable version of Paul Revere’s ‘Midnight Ride’





"

Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for President as a Republican, which is surprising, since I assumed he was running as a joke.

Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic, because a fox often appears on Donald Trump’s head.

If you’re at the Washington Post table with Trump, and you can’t finish your entree, don’t worry — the fox will eat it.

…Gary Busey said recently that Donald Trump would make a great President. Of course, he said the same thing about an old, rusty bird cage he found.

Donald Trump owns the Miss USA paegeant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for a vice president.

Donald Trump said recently he had a ‘great relationship with the blacks.’ Though unless ‘the Blacks’ are a family of white people, I bet he’s mistaken.

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SETH MEYERS, at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner (via inothernews)