Work hard. Be kind. Amazing things will happen.





Jesse Tyler Ferguson with Ellie Kemper and Melissa McCarthy

Jesse Tyler Ferguson with Ellie Kemper and Melissa McCarthy



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I love Jesse Tyler Ferguson so much [X]

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I love Jesse Tyler Ferguson so much [X]




If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates, Mitch (a gay father)?Those cocksuckers downstairs were wrong. You guys are totally allowed up here.

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates, Mitch (a gay father)?
Those cocksuckers downstairs were wrong. You guys are totally allowed up here.



Cameron: There’s nothing gays hate more than when people treat us like women. We’re not. We don’t want to go to your baby shower. We don’t have a time of the month. We don’t love pink.Mitchell: You love pink.Cameron: No, pink loves me.
Cameron: There’s nothing gays hate more than when people treat us like women. We’re not. We don’t want to go to your baby shower. We don’t have a time of the month. We don’t love pink.
Mitchell: You love pink.
Cameron: No, pink loves me.



Mitchell: You know, Gloria, Cam and I were talking about what  would happen to Lily if anything were to happen to us, and we were thinking — Gloria: Oh my God, si, si, si, I’d take her! Mitchell: Okay, wow, that’s very sweet, but you realise it’d only happen — Gloria: I CAN’T WAIT!Mitchell: Okay, but hopefully it’s a long shot. Gloria: Aww, a little girl! Mitchell: It would have to be a very tragic accident. Gloria: I know, I know. Nothing is going to happen. But if it did, WE WOULD BE SOOO HAPPY!!!

Mitchell: You know, Gloria, Cam and I were talking about what  would happen to Lily if anything were to happen to us, and we were thinking —
Gloria:
Oh my God, si, si, si, I’d take her!
Mitchell:
Okay, wow, that’s very sweet, but you realise it’d only happen —
Gloria: I CAN’T WAIT!
Mitchell:
Okay, but hopefully it’s a long shot. 
Gloria: Aww, a little girl!
Mitchell: It would have to be a very tragic accident.
Gloria: I know, I know. Nothing is going to happen. But if it did, WE WOULD BE SOOO HAPPY!!!






Mitchell: I’ve been spending a lot of time with a lot of straight people lately. And darlin’, I need a night with my homies.Cam: You mean homos.Mitchell: You know what? Maybe you should stay in and babysit.

Mitchell: I’ve been spending a lot of time with a lot of straight people lately. And darlin’, I need a night with my homies.
Cam: You mean homos.
Mitchell: You know what? Maybe you should stay in and babysit.




Cam: I’m putting together a little scrapbook of how Lily became ours… I’m also gonna write a little story book. You know, something I can read to her at bedtime. It’s called “Two Monkeys and a Panda.” She’s the panda because she’s Asian…Mitchell: And we’re monkeys because…Cam: I can draw monkeys.

Cam: I’m putting together a little scrapbook of how Lily became ours… I’m also gonna write a little story book. You know, something I can read to her at bedtime. It’s called “Two Monkeys and a Panda.” She’s the panda because she’s Asian…
Mitchell: And we’re monkeys because…
Cam: I can draw monkeys.




Cam: "How could you Mitchell, honestly?! You wanna hear the guest list for tonight? So far it’s: anger, betrayal, terror and sadness. Congratulations, Mitchell, you packed the house!”

Cam: "How could you Mitchell, honestly?! You wanna hear the guest list for tonight? So far it’s: anger, betrayal, terror and sadness. Congratulations, Mitchell, you packed the house!





Mitchell: “Cam, Monica can’t come to Lily’s birthday party this weekend. Her mom’s going to be in Chicago.”Cameron: “Oh, that’s fantastic! What part is she playing?”Mitchell: “… the city of Chicago.”Cameron: “Oh.” 

Mitchell: “Cam, Monica can’t come to Lily’s birthday party this weekend. Her mom’s going to be in Chicago.”
Cameron: “Oh, that’s fantastic! What part is she playing?”
Mitchell: “… the city of Chicago.”
Cameron: “Oh.”