Best Actor winner Jean Dujardin kisses Uggie the dog after “The Artist” won the for Best Picture at the 84th Academy Awards in Hollywood, California, February 26, 2012.

The rest of the Academy Awards: 

alexander-sexgard:

apriki:

• Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
• Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
• Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
• I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling In Love With A Neurotic Middle Aged Man
• Hugot to Be Kidding Me: Hugo
• Best New Artist: Angelina Jolie’s Leg, Daaaamn Girl
• Get This Guy To Host the Oscars: Robert Downey Jr, Sunglasses at the Oscars
• Sorry You Weren’t Nominated, You Were Really Good: Drive
• Talk To Me Until I Fall Asleep (Best Voice Award): Jean Dujardin, Walking Charm Bomb
• Most Expensive Pointless Scene: Harry and Voldemort facemeld, Harry Potter
• Least Likely to Give A Shit: Gary Oldman, His Life

biggest dick: Michael Fassbender

Oscarlulz: That serious, suspenseful moment and then the rinky-dink music of ‘The Artist’ 

popculturebrain:

“Woof!” -Uggie

oh fuck movie montages always make me emotional

they could have a montage of nicholas cage yelling against sad piano music and i would STILL start crying

lol @ one person in the audience yelling for “extremely loud”

DAVID FINCHER BETTER FUCKING HAVE HER GLASSES READY THIS TIME

i like that they’ve left 45 minutes to hand out best actor, best actress and best picture, yet they handed out a million technical awards in 45 seconds

they left out Leo’s Oscar chances from the in memoriam segment

In Memoriam time. 

2831:

I feel like these ‘Lifetime Achievement Awards’ are just another way of saying “we’re afraid you might die soon so here is an award to make up for all the times we may have snubbed you”

Martin Scorsese losing his category possibly just saved the Bridesmaids cast from potentially lethal alcohol poisoning.

THEY BROUGHT BACK SCORSESE.  

Meanwhile, the actual Scorsese is confused as fuck.