“Sexy and I Know It”

Tina Fey “bows reverently before the fake ashes of late North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, dispursed by Sacha Baron Cohen” on the red carpet at the 84th Annual Academy Awards on February 26, 2012

annperkins:

Tina Fey arrives @ 84th Annual Academy Awards on February 26, 2012 in Hollywood, California.

Tina Fey » 84th Academy Awards

“If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the internet. And you can find A LOT of people who don’t like you. I’d like to address some of them now. Babsnlacross, you can suck it. Dianefan, you can suck it. Cougarletter, you can really suck it. ‘Cause all year, you’ve been after me. All year. And to my husband Jeff… I love you and thank you.”

Tina Fey, talking about casting Jonathan Bennett as Aaron Samuels in Mean Girls.

Tina Fey for Garnier Nutrisse

Tina Fey arrives at the 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on January 29, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian)

Tina Fey at the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards - January 15, 2012.

cheia:

rufustfirefly:

“I just found the gayest table and sat down, and I was calling it ‘The Table of Judgement.’ I was just sitting there judging people, having fun. Then Tina Fey joined me, and I just love her and I just love 30 Rock, and so we were judging people and that was really fun…

…But that’s such a Hollywood thing, to say congratulations and have people just say thank you. So I decided to kind of make a parlor game out of it, so I suggest you guys try this, it’s really fun. People are such assholes in Hollywood that I went to every single person at the party, and I practiced it, and I said congratulations, and except Tina Fey, every single person there went, ‘Thank you,’ and Tina Fey goes, ‘For what?’”

-Kathy Griffin, Suckin’ It For The Holidays

#congratulations on your everything obviously

“This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick you. To make you feel that you are in competition with one another. ‘You’re up for a promotion. If they go with a woman, it’ll be between you and Barbara.’ Don’t be fooled. You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone. Also, I encourage them to always wear a bra. Even if you don’t think you need it, just… you know what? You’re never going to regret it. My dream for the future is that sketch comedy shows become a gender-blind meritocracy of whoever is really the funniest. You might see four women and two men. You might see five men and a YouTube video of a kitten sneezing. Once we know we’re really open to all the options, we can proceed with Whatever’s the Funniest… which will probably involve farts.”